You're Gonna Look Like Me

Am D C Don't slouch, don't read on the coach Am D C Go to bet at a decent hour Am D C Get a job, stay out of trouble Am D C Do not make it double Don't make waves, lead a normal life No sex before marriage - you'll have a wife Use a napkin, do not point What's that smell? Is that a joint? D Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears and put away those toys E Look both ways before you cross the street F D C Am Have a well-balanced breakfast: eat! eat! eat! D C Am You're gonna look like me! D C Am You're gonna look like me! D C Am You're gonna look like me! Eat your meat and tie your shoes Apply yourself and pay your dues Wear sensible clothes on Don't look like a moron Always say "thank you" and always say "please" Wipe off your tears and do not tease Turn off that noise and return your books Be polite, your stupid friends are crooks! Wanna be cool? Never open that door! Mom and daddy gonna see you no more! Bm E D Now you wanna be a good boy Bm E D You don't wanna be bad Bm E D Rebelling with a mom Bm E D Ain't it sad? E Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears and put away those toys F# G Show respect for authority and get a haircut E D Bm Don't talk to strangers... FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK! E D Bm You're gonna FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK! E D Bm You're gonna FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK! E D E D Bm You're gonna FUCK IT!